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Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.
Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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Mexican Fire Torch

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u
Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner
by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025
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friendly fire fodder

These are the people yo would NOT take a bullet for. To the contrary, these people you would WANT to see put down. This is in reference to military term friendly fire, when troops shoot their own fellow personnel (accidently or not). Friendly fire fodder candidates are usually horrible bosses, who, by their subordinates, would like to see them gone if they could eliminate them.
Roger: Hey, Davie! How is your new boss, Michael?
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!
by brooskitooski August 9, 2025
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fire

A slang term that combines the concepts of "combustion or burning, in which substances combine chemically with oxygen from the air and typically give out bright light, heat, and smoke" and "to unhire an employee" (to dismiss someone from their job). Used to describe both intense criticism and the act of terminating someone's employment.
After that disastrous presentation, the boss decided to fire him, and the team spent the rest of the day roasting him in the group chat.
by Emotional Cruiser August 21, 2025
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Newfie firing squad

Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"

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Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"
The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.
by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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arjonosaurus fire extinguisher

the act of ejaculating at a females pubic hair then setting it on fire, then putting it out with your semen.
me and my friend got bored so we did the most flabbergasting supercalifragilisticexpialidocious arjonosaurus fire extinguisher in our whole life
by arjonosaurus August 27, 2025
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Friendly Fire

A slang term for the action of insulting, mocking, or making fun of someone for something that applies to you.
It was friendly fire when Isa, a C student, made fun of Belle for getting a C on the test.

It was only friendly fire—Aarav didn’t mean to hurt Joe’s feelings when he made fun of him for being a man.
by Is_a_Kumar August 30, 2025
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