You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

Chicken eating a chicken nugget

wow. cannibalism why did you even search this?
im guessing you gave a chicken a chicken nugget and it ate it

Random person : dude i just saw a chicken eating a chicken nugget
me : chicken cannibalism
Random person : it ate 6 nuggets
me : more chicken cannibalism

by Yenyen799 June 29, 2023

national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat Is Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

eat a box of rocks

this means you are stupid, as in you’re stupid enough to eat a box of rocks

person 1: “you’re an idiot, f*** you!“
person: “oh go eat a box of rocks, asshole.“

by stickyicky December 18, 2021

just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

eating peaches

When you are eating peaches, it means you have a thicc squishy booty.

Timmy’s eating peaches. Trust me, I squashed it.

by imeatingpeaches January 28, 2019