Douche

Comes from French word "Dusche".
Used to describe a stupid person that gets in the way of other people and embarrasses himself, ugly and annoying in every way possible. also means shower in french.

Harris is such a douche!

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT September 18, 2024

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

by Super_G February 17, 2022

El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”

Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.

by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023

Douche fluter

Someone that vapes.

"Want to hit my vape? "
"Nah sorry I'm not a douche fluter"

by _majestical_testicle_ July 25, 2018

Alabama Douche

When you insert an erect penis into a lubed anus and urinate until you empty your bladder and wait for the mudslide to start.

My step sister had not shit in three weeks so my dad made me give her an Alabama Douche.

by DebLos December 9, 2023

douche clouder

Someone who insists on blowing huge vape clouds everywhere they go just to show off their mod. And be a douche about it.

Dude, check this out. *blows big cloud in my face* Dude, you can't see my head, can you? ...damn Douche Clouder ..

by Dr.Coxx March 7, 2015

Douche Mouth

When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.

I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.

by Hollywars May 30, 2012