cunt-smashed

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.

"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".

by AGB October 12, 2007

Cunt Wall

When a group of male friends block out the advances of random whores at a bar or club. The act shows no interest in said whores, thus generating further interst from whores and a sense of entitlement and insecurity. The end result is male companions using whores for sex with false promises of future contact via phone/email.

Jon and Bob immediately threw up a cunt wall at The Plough In The Stars knowing full well they'd get what they wanted by the end of the night.

by tactrash April 23, 2008

hoe cunt

Noun: a whorish bitch with an over used cunt
Verb: to scissor or the process of scissoring someone preferably upside the head

Jenna is such a hoe cunt

Jeff needs to be hoe cunted

by whatthefrukbitch February 14, 2009

The Cunt Point

As seen in many Facebook photos; the cunt point is where the obvious scummy chav, of approximately the years 14-19 takes a picture with another completely random scummy chav cunt, the picture tends to be taken neither from the two cunts in the photo but usually from either the equivalent female version of the two or a poor passer-by who has been roped into taking a picture of the cunts. The point itself is when the smaller of the two cunts points with his middle finger and index finger at the bigger cunt, it is important to remember for The Cunt Point is that you have to keep your hand as close to your body as possible and try to give a thumbs up at the same time. The combination of both of these will collaborate to form a deadly cunt point and at this current time it is spreading all over social media, infecting the thousands that see this unfortunate event.

Matt: Hey man, wanna get a photo together?

Olly: Sure, make sure you remember 'The Cunt Point' otherwise society will doubt how much of a cunt I am man.

Matt: Sure thing mate, if anyone doubted you I could beat them up with my little finger

by AJR888 September 2, 2014

Face cunt

Noun: any hole in a person's face, either currently existing, or freshly made.

You got a real pretty face cunt.

I'm going to slit you from eye to eye, and hate fuck your newly acquired face cunt!

by yinzer84 August 25, 2016

Dozey cunt

Someone who's just plain old dumb with only a brain functionality of 0.8% just a terrible site of stupidity

Usual a.k.a Mary Donna james

" Hey you son of a dozey cunt use your head not your teke you mutt"

by Whangarei gees October 1, 2016

Super-Cunt

The most extreme of Cunts, derived from Cuntimous Maximous, it is the description of a person who you would murder 3 times over for the simple joy of ridding man-kind from this terrible human being. They reign superior over all other cunts, no cunt compares to the Super-Cunt. The Super-Cunt commits atrocities on the regular. They are usually a conservative.

(guy 1): Hey do you know that guy Doug? the one who drop kicked a baby, denies the Holocaust, and donates to the KKK?

(guy 2): Yeah, he's the reigning Super-Cunt.

by thelifeofnemo January 3, 2019