You shit your pants so hard, so furiously, so INSURMOUNTABLY, so ABHORRENTLY hard, you burn a hole through your pants. Or at least leave a mark that looks like a gaping black hole was painted into your jeans from your asshole.
"RRRGHHH... RRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" -Patient mid surgery
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
"QUICK! Hurry up the procedure! He's about to go into chocolate thunder phase!" -Anxious nurse aside the surgeon
by engineerfishmen February 20, 2021
Get the Chocolate Thundermug. by Yorkshirecunt July 23, 2025
Get the Chocolate Thumpermug. A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
Get the Triple Chocolate Divorcemug. White man with a black penis.
Mike: I think I have a new fetish. White dudes with big black cocks.
Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!
Matt: Ohh you like that Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Cone?!
by ModernDrunkard May 24, 2016
Get the Chocolate Dipped Vanilla Conemug. You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019
Get the Chocolate Piemug. Euphemism
1. A term used to affectionately describe a cute girl’s defecations, specifically ones that are small and round, preferably with no bits of corn in them.
1. A term used to affectionately describe a cute girl’s defecations, specifically ones that are small and round, preferably with no bits of corn in them.
by Asriel___LOVER June 15, 2025
Get the Princess chocolatesmug. If a nickname the definition is, a handsome man with a great sence of humor usually a whiter African american.
by 🔥White chocolate🔥 November 21, 2016
Get the White chocolatemug.