Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

anal exhaust

See: Ass Gas

These people are straight up huffing Anal Exhaust

by Pyrple October 22, 2019

Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.

During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.

by BigdickMN April 11, 2020

Anal Ramming

The act of when a man shove their genitalia into another mans anal region so hard it bleeds out of their penis

Also hurts like shit.

Hey man, your bleeding.

Nah i was just Anal Ramming

by Bitch_Nigga November 24, 2014

anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.

Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)

by NiggaFromTheSwampAssRegion May 27, 2017

anals

Written abbrevation for analytics. Used mainly by catalogers.

did you look at the google anals for yesterday?

by googleverbmaker2 March 27, 2015

anal budha

When ones ass has been conquered so many times by the folks in the land, and they are considered the bestest of all in blackhole sink diving.

Yo homedog meat nugget, I was ass sanding this asian cock popsicle and she was the motha fuckin anal budha!

by The Original Madcow June 29, 2009