anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

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Anal Defendage

A term used in Call of Duty.

It is used when one person is in the front of the plane in Terminal while there is another one covering the anal (back) of the plane.

Basically means to cover the back entrance of the plane.

Shade45Invasion: Yo Matty V! ANAL DEFENDAGE!

TimeCrysis: I got ANAL DEFENDAGE

by Shade45Invasion June 22, 2011

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Anal Privilege

The right to access or penetrate one's anus.

The one who grants the privilege is not necessarily going to get anal, they just give or take away the right with authority. (In most cases it is.)

"Damn you Joey! I want my Anal Privilege back!"

by Enderbrine0 January 13, 2017

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