anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014

Anale

A very beautiful girl with a very sassy attitude. Anale is usually a funny girl but also can be a stick in the mud. She has a mouth like a fire cracker. If you get on her nerves she will be pissed. She has one of the best body’s that you would ever seen. She makes every girl ever jealous.

Guy 1: who is that?
Girl 1: Anale.

Guy: Damn she’s fine🥵🥵
Girl 1: She’s not that pretty.

Guy 1: you are just jealous of her.

by Dumbitch1 December 10, 2019

Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal

When you go from a banana creamie to a chocolate creamie in 2.9 seconds.

Damn I had some great anal last night.

by the anal pimp November 13, 2017

Pussy anal

When your dick goes into the pussy and the anal at once

Jonre likes to do pussy anal to aleah at 11pm on a friday

by jonre x aleah August 15, 2023

anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler December 27, 2015

Anal Ash

When specs of feces are left on the penis after anal penetration.

“Yeah man my Dick was covered in anal ash”

by HughJazz417 March 18, 2022