Poo porn

When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole

‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’

by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021

yiqi poo

nyc girl who poos at least 3x a day. loves climbing trees. pretends shes not weird but shes actually really weird and the second funniest. attracted to red flags. cant take compliments.

hi im yiqi poos and i live on my toilet!

by user385011 November 22, 2021

Poo Tooth

A smelly tooth that is dead and often discolored and always smells like poo.

"Dad, did you brush your teeth today?"

"Yes, that's just my poo tooth."

by Poolaksandz July 14, 2021

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025

Pee pee poo poo

The funniest joke there is. There is no funnier joke. It is a joke.

Person 1: "Pee pee poo poo"
Person 2: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

by Totally Not blustar February 9, 2021

Poos

A nigga who always has your back, also really black and yappful.

Me: have you spoken to poos today

Bader: yes, he has been yapping all day
Saod: skibidi

by FURANKI January 30, 2025

pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.

bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.

by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020