When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better. It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.
If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears. Or, I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.
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Guy 1: Dude how long we're you in there?! Are you Drowning Your Dolphin again?...
Guy 2: Sorry man, I couldn't help it after seeing that hot cover of Ben Affleck in People Magazine.
Guy 1: Dude you jerk off to Ben Affleck? That's pretty gay man.
Guy 2: What?! Uh.... no man I was just fooling around, I was thinking about girls and stuff..
Guy1: I think we should get new roommates.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I couldn't help it after seeing that hot cover of Ben Affleck in People Magazine.
Guy 1: Dude you jerk off to Ben Affleck? That's pretty gay man.
Guy 2: What?! Uh.... no man I was just fooling around, I was thinking about girls and stuff..
Guy1: I think we should get new roommates.
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T.H. : “listen, all you have to do is be rubbin’ your nips together whilst clicking your heels three times and proudly state: there’s no place like Rome!”
P.F. “Hahahahahaha!”
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1)You think you’re the bad bitch? Well I’m here now and I’m coming for your wig!
I’m coming for your wig-I’m going to replace you
2)That new hire? She thinks she can do my job better than me? She’s coming for my wig!
This shows that someone thinks someone else is trying to replace them at their job.
She’s coming for my wig- she’s trying to replace me
I’m coming for your wig-I’m going to replace you
2)That new hire? She thinks she can do my job better than me? She’s coming for my wig!
This shows that someone thinks someone else is trying to replace them at their job.
She’s coming for my wig- she’s trying to replace me
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person2:ur brother a mother
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person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person1:ur family tree lgbt
person2: ur ancestors incestors
*person 1 in disbelief, he decided to pull out his trump card*
person1: your bloodline a deadline
*person 2 becomes space dust, along with his entire family.*
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person2:ur brother a mother
person1:ur granny a tranny
person 2: ur grandpap a trap
person1:ur family tree lgbt
person2: ur ancestors incestors
*person 1 in disbelief, he decided to pull out his trump card*
person1: your bloodline a deadline
*person 2 becomes space dust, along with his entire family.*
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