Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 9, 2023

Wet bush

A wet bush is when a woman gets very excited sexually, her juices begin to flow so much that she moisturizes her own pubic hair

Let me tell you boys something, when I took the wife to Olive Garden wearing my best free t shirt I got from oreilly auto parts , she was so turned on by me that she got a wet bush sitting there eating her breadsticks all seductively.

by frogggdogg May 15, 2024

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

wet duece

A wet turd barely firm enough to hold any shape at all

Jim was afraid that the ground hag was a “Wet Duece “

by BetterU May 28, 2020

Wet Wanda

Same idea as a wet willy, but you drag the moist finger through some underboob.

She fucked around, and got a Wet Wanda. Nobody expects the Wet Wanda.

by chokeaho1 June 24, 2022

Wet Weather silcon valley Burnin' Your Bad Move partner

A clue you give in codenames

Wet Weather silcon valley Burnin' Your Bad Move partner for infinite

by IamAnoob12 July 4, 2025