Connection detection - Bubble u x x dat come -v Cell rules: Wn ur mss run
lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min
lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
Get the v Cell rulesmug. The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy
Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :
when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :
when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship
by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018
Get the The First Rule Of ITmug. A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.
Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble
Tasha: I know, it's hard work
Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage
Tasha: Agreed
Tasha: I know, it's hard work
Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage
Tasha: Agreed
by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024
Get the 5 year rulemug. Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?
Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."
Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...
Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."
Iam *sigh* "The rule..."
Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...
Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."
Iam *sigh* "The rule..."
Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2022
Get the Rulemug. If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼
- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲
- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
- NO bag. ❌💼
- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲
- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
Get the The 3 Rules Of The Shopmug. In the '80s, two of the most popular heavy metal groups were Black Sabbath and Judas Priest. At the same time Whitecross and Stryper were two Christian bands who were watered down, worse versions of heavy metal hereby confirming Rule 1969.
by bvb1123 February 15, 2025
Get the Rule 1969mug.