Dry Fire About

To do a specific action aka Dry fire a firearm about what ever problem occurs

Idk man have you tried dry fire about it.

by Ar10jeebus June 12, 2024

fire in my butthole

the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours

Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?

guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!

by old number nintey nine December 11, 2023

fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

Bump fire

fucking fast and hard

The bump fire made her cum.

by Kung Pooh October 05, 2017

Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 31, 2018

dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.

Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"

by Boat People May 10, 2017

Fire distinguisher

Distinguishes what is fire from what is not fire.

Yep, that's fire, said the fire distinguisher.

by Distinguished Porcupine February 21, 2021