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Sextion 8 housing

A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.
"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.
by QuacksO February 26, 2020
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housing lesbian

A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.

Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
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Mr. Halfway House

A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010
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Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House
David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
by Loe Mester October 19, 2022
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out-house recruiter

(1) When you get an email or LinkedIn message from a recruiter who implies he/she is retained by a company to recruit for a job, but in fact he/she is submitting unsolicited candidates for a role.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.
Out-house recruiter: "Hi, I'm writing since you'd be great for an analyst role I'm trying to fill." Me: "Is this a retained search?" Out-house recruiter: "No." Me: "No thanks" and then I recommend a colleague I hate and I hope will take a different job, if by some miracle the out-house recruiter is able to place the candidate.
by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020
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Yellow House @ ISU

A group of Jesus loving assholes who decided it would be a great idea to waste a prime location on a Bible house right next to the biggest drinking headquarters, “The Lodge.”
That dude loves Jesus, he must live at that stupid YELLOW HOUSE @ ISU next to The Lodge.”
by FULLSENDBOIS October 15, 2020
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Trap house

A trap house is a house in a cul-de-sac of a Urban Street area where it's known for its drug use and other activities otherwise known as a low income area "the hood". People may sell drugs and commit other illegal activity such as prostituting, gang affiliated criminal activity also a "Trap House" may be known as a subsidized housing or other kind of housing facility or apartment or house where the same things have taken place daily in a cul-de-sac area that's where the meaning of Traphouse House comes from.
I went to the Trap House because I need to buy some dope
by QweenHoneyG May 6, 2018
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