Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

Chocolate's Good

Chocolate's; It's All, Good; Good
Meaning; It's All Good
Really: You Know Chocolate's Good...

Guy#1: Man I'm Sorry Blondie Just Dumped You.
Guy#2: Hey, Blondie's nice, but Chocolate's Good! Maybe Brunette Is My Flavor.

by Kurt M. Petersen(Dirt) August 18, 2008

Chocolate Soufflé

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they can’t hold their shart in any longer... so the flood gates are opened

I just wanted to eat my girls ass, but I ended up with a chocolate soufflé.

by LeDudeguy May 26, 2019

chocolate

Chocolate is something brown and long that you can have in any size and also any flavor you can get this at a store, market, or the prison if you drop the soap

-"oops I drop the soap"
-"hee hee"
-" YO WHAT THE HELL, SOMETHING IS UP MY ASS"
-"this chocolate I'm gargling on taste so good"

by Iamsogayandsussy February 28, 2022

Chocolate

THE BEST FOOD EVER INVENTED!!!

Person 1; I hate chocolate.
Chocaholic;Who ARE you?!!

by Hehe7 January 2, 2020

chocolate chute

ring piece. arse ,sphincter anal passage

i met that jenny at the pub last night she loves it up the chocolate chute

by craig reid March 5, 2009

Chocolate Manhattan

Sexual act where you defecate in someone's mouth after which they fellate you.

"Dave said he'd give me a chocolate manhattan"
"Like the cocktail?"
"Sure..."

by TheCarpenterHasArrived December 29, 2016