Bananocent

A portmanteau of bananas and innocent. If someone is bananocent, they are crazy, but innocently so. Someone who is bananocent says or does things largely viewed to be literally or figuratively insane, but they do so without intent to harm, offend, or act adversely to the social norm. Bananocent may be used to express opinion or demonstrable fact.

1. Did you hear what that person just said? Yes, but it was bananocent. 2. My bananocent dog chases cars into the street. He's going to get hit one of these days, but he doesn't know it isn't safe. 3. That political gaffe was bananocent.

Bananocent by RguyF August 10, 2016

Babanaaj

An autistic term used by those worthy of the YBMY code.
It has many many meanings.

Since the dawn of time,babanaaj ruled over humanity

Babanaaj by AutisticChild666 June 2, 2018

BANANE! 

Banane/Hannah, is loved by most of her friends. She likes swimming and often has MANY swimmer friends. As soon as she gets to school, everyone just thinks, "BANANE!" Banane will be nice but, if you get on her bad side or get on one of her friends bad side, she will practically hate you. For about 2 days.

*Banane walks into the classroom* Everyone in the class, "BANANE!"

"Hey, isn't that Banane?" "Yeah. AYO! BANANE!" Everyone within earshot "BANANE!"

BANANE! by Hercules127 December 16, 2020

Bananeled 

I shit you not, reader, he turned himself into a banana. funniest shit I've ever seen.

Eteled:Sam, Sam! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! SAM I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BANANA! I'M BANANELED!!!

Bananeled by CrungleChugger97 November 4, 2021

Bananirou 

Midly Bald person previously known as "The Papu".
He commands a Rat army known as The Arrival of the Topians.

Person 1: Whats do you think about "Bananirou"?

Person 2: He is so handsome! I love his haircut.

Bananirou by SoyRatge March 28, 2022

banaan 

Banaan is a word invented by a mango in germany. It is used in various meme-like ways.

"I just shot you with a bow"

"did you know banaan"

banaan by dhsoabsobaosbso92619bajaoaha February 19, 2023

bananalibrium 

Combination of "banana" and "equilibrium," describing the delicate art of adapting your consumption of a bunch of bananas to the slow but steady ripening process.

The first act of bananalibrium is buying the bananas. Too green: bad. Too yellow: bad.

You do buy the bananas when you can foresee a use of the bananas that is reasonably certain to occur in the next 10 days or so, before the bananas go bad.

Once the bananas are sitting on your kitchen counter, the next stage begins. To consume the entire bunch (usually 5 to seven bananas), you have to have a plan, and you have to stick to it. Otherwise, some of the bananas will go bad. And unless you make banana bread, the overripe bananas are too nasty to eat on their own.

So once the ripening process starts, you have to, maybe, eat a banana that is a little bit less ripe than you'd ideally like. Within a few days, however, you are in the sweet spot...the bananas are perfect. Then the brown spots start, and you have to up your game to remain on track. At a certain point, the bananas are a bit overripe, but you can still enjoy them. There is the point of no return when the bananas are just gone. Then it is a matter of avoiding having rotten food on your counter. It is a little bit sad throwing away rotten bananas. It feels wasteful. There is a hint of personal failure that might accompany throwing them away.

As Buddha was chomping on a banana, Mahākāśyapa noted, "Man...this dude's in perfect bananalibrium."

bananalibrium by Ae5Ea8 April 5, 2015