d-bag

A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag

Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag

by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 4, 2012

Fun Bagged

When a woman puts her breasts in your face and does the reverse motor boat.

That stripper fun bagged me last night at the club.....

by kraziejason November 18, 2012

glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.

dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011

douche bag

Tyler Scott Beaty King of the Douches

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!

by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 15, 2011

douchey bag

a combination reference of the adjective and the noun to describe a person who is either douchey or a douche bag

Eric spilled his drink on me and didn't even apologize! He's such a douchey bag.

by ZeeZee111 July 24, 2011

Bag of Tacos

A group of lesbian or bisexual woman (preferably more than two) under the sheets or in a sleeping bag, usually naked.

Dude, check out those two drunk chicks making out! That is a Bag of Tacos waiting to happen!

by Don Juan Dungeon Master August 6, 2011

bag watch

When out at a club or a party, being on the lookout for that one douchebag you want to avoid at all costs because he always latches onto you and your friends like a leech and basically ruins the fun for everyone. Because the person or persons on bag watch are essentially providing a life saving service to the rest of the group, they must have eyes like a hawk and be as stealthy as a ninja.

Todd: "Hey Rabbit, that party tonight at Kelly's should be fuckin' awesome. I just hope that Chris don't show up."

Rabbit: "Don't worry, dude. Matt and I are taking turns on bag watch, so if we see him, we will give everyone a heads up and we can all bail."

Todd: "Fuck yeah. With you guys on the case we definitely have no worries".

by orphanmaker August 23, 2011