That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 15, 2017

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 10, 2020

Wet Snoopy

When you are at a lighthouse and everyone is hitting your vape to the point of it being nasty

I got faded on saturday and ended up with a wet snoopy

by LighthouseJeremy November 21, 2023

Wet Hepeople

A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.

Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!

by Umlimo January 17, 2021

wet nicky

The act of taking a nicotine pouch, soaking it in beer, and booking it

That guy is an animal. He just gave himself a double wet nicky.

by Dyrty Byrdy May 09, 2024

wet nicky

The act of taking a nicotine pouch, soaking it in beer, and boofing it.

That guy is an animal. He gave himself a double wet nicky.

by Dyrty Byrdy May 09, 2024

wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

by chickenbeak October 21, 2010