Simp

Hayden

Hayden is a simp for Hayley.

by A spectator November 2, 2020

SIMP

Sucker
Idolizing

Mediocre

Pussy

Man, that guy is such a simp!
What’s a simp?
A sucker idolizing mediocre pussy

by Smørgerson January 18, 2023

simp

likes twitch streamers "too much" like my friend rebel

rebel a simp he like that dumb twitch streamer

by thatmakeek January 10, 2022

Simping

The act of going above and beyond for a percieved romantic interest without any reciprocation in interest or feelings

Guy #1 : I've been trying to reach her and I even sent roses to her house but she won't respond!
Guy #2: stop simping bro, she ain't into you.

by KingFree March 19, 2022

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

Simp

A man who moves to shit hole high crime Tampa, leaving his family, his dreams, his goals, his boys all behind because his girl told him he has to!

“That simp bout to move to Ocala next!”

by OfficialChi April 9, 2022

Safety Simp

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

by CBcooper April 30, 2025