Wetted

The past tense of wet according to my friend.

Unless you wetted your hair you would not be able to do that.

by SomeOne4421 December 7, 2017

Wet slogger

And moist, gross , smelly husk of a human

Ruben is a wet slogger!!

by DigitalR March 11, 2022

Wet Bulb

A sexual act that takes place in a climate which is so deathly hot and humid that it prevents any chance of erection whilst the testicles leak all of your bodies retained moisture.

"it was independence day and I thought we would have a special evening but he just couldn't make it work and his nuts felt like a jellyfish due to the wet bulb

by The Billy Penis July 5, 2023

wet camper

When you get drunk, pass out, and your friends pees the bed.

Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.

by D-low800 November 22, 2022

Wet Wonda

When a female fingers herself, then proceeds to give you a wet Willy.

I was at the strip club and got a lapper. During it she gave me an ol wet Wonda!

by TyGuy641 February 24, 2025

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.

by Mr. Donktionary April 5, 2021

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023