Phone-fart

When your silent-mode phone vibrates on a hard surface and makes a loud buzzing sound, like flatulence.

I put my phone on silent for class, but still got in trouble after a phone-fart.

by SirSolarSeven January 27, 2016

Chimney Fart

When a couple are engaging in anal sex and the individual on the receiving end flatulates into the other person’s penis, resulting in the person depositing the Fart gas out of his penis again, hence the name “Chimney Fart”.

“Damn, Jamal I just Chimney Farted on that hoe”

by fatass10 November 1, 2018

brain fart

An epiphany

Dave had a brain fart today, which in turn made Zach's job easier.

by QueenElizaqueef69 August 2, 2018

Onion Fart

A fart that hangs around for a long period of time and has multiple layers of smell.

Sorry, I went to Oktoberfest last night, those sausages always give me onion fart the next day.

by Jerff March 25, 2018

fart sheets

When trap a fart under your bedsheets and see how long it lasts!

Come here, baby. It's time to cuddle under the fart sheets.

by Jimmay Bob Bob May 3, 2019

Fart bucket

The most stupid of all insults used commonly with people who have a maturity level in the negatives. See also: idiot sandwich, stupid head, buttface, butthead...

"U a gay boii."
"OH YEAH, BILLY??? Well, YOU are a FART BUCKET!"
"I'm gonna tell my mommy!!!"

by Strange Words May 21, 2019

Fart frosting

Small amounts of feces that are accidentally ejected during a robust breaking of wind. Similar to a shart, but with less volume. Greatly increases toilet paper consumption and can lead to a rash when not treated. Most common with those who treat farting as performance art.

Dude 1: “Dude, my crack feels moist from that last cheek flapper and it’s driving me crazy! I guess I’ll have to go wipe off that fart frosting AGAIN!”

Dude 2: “I feel ya, at least with a shart, it’s over and done with. The last time my wife made kale, I had enough frosting to decorate a cake, and went through a whole roll of toilet paper in a day!”

Person 1: “Why does Bill keep leaving his desk to go to the bathroom? I haven’t seen him drink anything all day”

Person 2: “If you were his cube mate you’d know. He’s been cutting muffins all day. He probably needs to take care of some fart frosting before he gets a rash.”

by Uncle Chunky September 29, 2019