corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

by markiel January 18, 2003

jobs a goodun

See jobs a good'un.

Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.

by oracle March 12, 2004

Pacific Rim Job

When you add a little salt around the rim before giving/receiving a rim job, akin to a margarita glass.

Dan was a little dehydrated after giving Matt a Pacific Rim Job, so Matt offered him a glass of Powerade to quench his thirst.

by Gptwebb June 18, 2013

african nose job

Receiving a formal blow job and hand job from the truck of an African elephant.

Upon entering Africa, Jon and Eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious sexual fantasy; the elusive African nose Job.

Shortly after, Jon and Eric were balls deep in an elephants trunk getting an African Nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.

by Boobiefart69 December 27, 2015

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

Total Dump Job

The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.

Is it true you broke up with your GF?

Had to brah, she was a total dump job.

by Zither November 24, 2009

Mexican Trowel Job

The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – “illegal immigration”.

I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?

by turd dangler September 29, 2015