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stadium shit

A prank that entails taking a dump in the toilet tank, as opposed to the toilet bowl. When executing a stadium shit, it appears as though you are seated on a bleacher at a stadium, hence the name.

This prank is usually performed at the residence of one that you dislike.

The result of this prank is that no matter how many times the toilet is flushed, there's still going to be shit in it.
To get even with my boss for stiffing me for a raise, I took a stadium shit at his house when he invited everyone over for Christmas.
by Peter Paul Gualtieri February 11, 2009
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Peekaboo shit

When a piece of shit slightly comes out while you're trying hard to shit it out but when you stop it returns into the rectum. Most of the time it happens repeatedly.
Dave: What took you so long man?
John: Sorry man I had some peekaboo shit and it just wouldn't come out
by TheBrokenBackFucker August 27, 2016
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shit docking

When giving anal to an individual that has not recently done a poop. It requires at least one male so the penis can be put into the others asshole so the penis and oncoming poop connect with their tips causing the docking effect. The poo will be pushed back into the human body on contact with the penis. It can be used to help put turtlenecks back into the asshole on emergency actions.
That asshole looks perfect for shit docking.
by xxx_ifs_xxx March 13, 2018
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Runny Shit

A diarrhea like substance that will make you scream and shout until it is all out. It usually last for a day or longer. If it ends up in your pants it is the worst clean up you will ever experience.
Yesterday I couldn't go into work because I had horrible runny shit.
by Piazzaboy25 July 7, 2017
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Bo' Shit

A slang term for Bull Shit; commonly used when something isn't right.
Man this is Bo' Shit! Nothing is going right.
by WTBenson October 12, 2010
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Shit hell

When your asshole produces a 2 inch wide, 2 foot long or longer turd. The whole process takes about half an hour and causes multiple veins in the butthole to burst, with severe amounts of blood dripping from the asshole. The turd itself refuses to come out as anything other than a long, solid turd.
Person 1: What the fuck took you so long, dude?
Person 2: I'm sorry. I just went through shit hell. I had to wait another half hour just to stop the bleeding.
Person 1 takes off hat and bows head
by stinkywhitedick June 21, 2016
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Jam-shit

This drink is the jam-shit!
by Midnight Vixen February 21, 2009
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