old hamstring

Some guy named romen who smells

Eww Roman is such an old hamstring

by Petter the griffin October 11, 2018

four years old

someone who is da youngest person evah!!!

how old are you?
im four years old!!!!!!!

by nattyjubiedeeznuts.com June 11, 2025

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.

Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."

by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016

mosé old

being so crusty and old that you’re basically a pile of dust without even getting cremated

friend 1: yo i just turned 32 today

friend 2: what?? fr?? damn you’re MOSÉ OLD

by bichibichi April 2, 2019

Old Balls

When your ball sack can touch your butthole

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!

by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023

Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.

My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).

by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022

Old no name

A blue jelly fish from sbsp

Old no name's name is now friend

by Peanutty8282 X_X November 18, 2018