down bad syndrome

Where you have no hoes so instead of trying to make a change and talk to someone you whine about it on social media or to your friends.

"I have no one, I'm so lonely."
"You must have down bad syndrome to be talking about it this much."

by Mr. I Have all the Hoes October 19, 2020

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.

imaginary lat syndrome manlets

by Chazzy22 September 13, 2013

Yaoi Hand Syndrome

When a male character portrayed in a yaoi manga, and or anime, has over sized hands beyond normal proportion

Yaoi Animu Fangirl: That guy has a SERIOUS case of yaoi hand syndrome!

by Bloomi September 25, 2012

Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.

Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.

Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:

Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?

Judy has Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

by Dr. Pat - PhD in women June 1, 2011

can't be arsed syndrome

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition that makes you want to show your love and deep appreciation for all around you...often accompanied by an intense need to tell people "I Love you".

Sarah's personality changed when she finally achieved her dreams--Michael Jackson Syndrome took over and she became kind and concerned about others.

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

Main Character Syndrome

A type of condition characterized by one feeling as though the are destined to become a Main Character, through possessing attributes and/or having events happen in their life that cause them to become like the protagonist of any fictional story; having to go on a journey to locate and/or save something or someone, using unique talents or skills to forward mankind, having one's home taken away from them at an early age, and losing a loved one to an illness are all potential instances for Main Character Syndrome to occur.

"A small orphaned boy who grows up to be a prominent lawyer in his district once had Main Character Syndrome.

by XeonV December 21, 2009