60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.

P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.

by Triggers365 March 15, 2017

Rule 2

As her boy friend u have every right to annoy her and say sorry especially when she’s mad

According to rule 2 i can do this

by Jarv2005 April 7, 2023

Rule 34

A very bad website

"Please don't tell me you're going to go through your computer just to search up rule 34..."

by Tan's Sub November 24, 2021

Rule #1

Rule #1

Don't break rule #5

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1

by niggerballsss February 12, 2023

Pokémon rule

The Pokémon rule is when someone says that they pick one of two options and then say “I choose you!”

Cody Rhodes said he wasn’t going to go to wrestlemania against Roman Reigns, only to say at a later date“I choose you Roman Reigns!” Putting in a fake out Pokémon move meant that they picked one of two options and said “I choose you!” Like a fake out and the Pokémon rule

by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024

The Rules

It's yes now

Bro it's not my fault, It's The Rules

by The Darkest One February 24, 2021

rule 78

if you tell someone why you like them they have to tell you back

“why do you like me”

“not telling”
“you have to rule 78”

by Noah The G June 23, 2023