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nanny nanny poo poo

a teasing little thing, kind of like BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time
by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024
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poo

there are many different definitions of it, such as

slip slide: poo that goes out of your ass very easily, sometimes no wiping needed
itchy stichy: poo that goes out of your ass and it is very itchy, sometimes burning itchy (always dosent need wipe)
waterhose: brown water that requires years to finish wiping
pellets: little small pellet things that also requires years to finish wiping, sometimes itchy
volcanus (no pun intended): poo that shoots out of your ass and burns, when you finish wiping your stomach hurts
corn ass: poo that has corn in it from last nights bbq
hurter: poo that hurts to come out
double trouble: pee and poo at the same time
bob: damn i just got a volcanus (volcano poo)
lily: i got a corn ass (corn in poo)
johnny: damn yall i feel bad for you i just got a slip slide (poo that comes out of ass very easily)
jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHH (he got hurter, double trouble and volcanus, ykwim)
by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024
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Yum-Poo

‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.
Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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magnetic poo

get your magnetic poo right now for $2.18 singapore dollars

only available at selected Daiso stores in singpost or parkway parade
by magneticpoo August 13, 2024
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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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Poos

Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
Id like to take the time to write you a letter, and formally thank you for an exceptionally tight poos.
by Jvader January 24, 2023
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Poo

by ayoyahs January 24, 2023
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