poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.

‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’

by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021

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poos

Plural for the new type of homeless, irritating, disrespectful junkie whose drug of choice is primarily crystal meth or ice, from Mexico. (💩 Is sometimes a term for meth) These dirty nomads are crude, rude, lewd and mentally unstable.

EV: Why is it that there's always hella poos at 7-11s?

MATT: I know, it's crazy!!

by ðizzzyÐ!@3 August 18, 2022

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Yum-Poo

‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.

Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"

by Xuan-News August 13, 2024

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