one legged pirate

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.

My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.

by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

Polish One

A female humanoid, given to extreme hair growth in areas normally associated with that of the male variety. In rare cases the species displays a moustache as the only obvious sign of Polishicity.

"Did you see the Polish one at the weekend?"

"No, she was stroking her beard at home."

by Mr Prowse August 11, 2006

one-hit wonder

someone with only one hit song and they dont comeout with another hit

peaty pablo was a one hit wonder with his song raise up

by zack September 28, 2003

Number One Stunna

A young affluent man who is more wealthy, and worldly, than James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch MacGuyver.

Being in the presence of a #1 Stunna may cause otherwise calm people to stutter.

Baby: I'ma a hard stun'n nigga like Evil Knievel!!!!
Wayne: Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers - showin' off for my people
Baby: I'm the Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?
Baby: The Number One stunna!
Wayne: Wh-what, wh-what, what?

by Mr.Fisk April 7, 2009

One Trick Pony

Generally used in MOBAs, this is the act of using only one person/character in a game, without stray.

Man 1: I only play D.Va.
Man 2: Then you're a one trick pony.

by Skitzophrenic May 9, 2018

said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

by adaptojen May 1, 2013

One Hit Shit

Weed so potent and THC-laden, it will get you crazy-stoned off of one hit. Contrary to popular belief, this is no myth. I have smoked two types of weed powerful enough to get me ripped off my ass on one hit: White Widow, and the almighty Pink Hawaiian.

My friend got the hook ups with the best weed in town: Pink Hawaiian. One hit had me tripping, I thought the room was at a 90 degree angle and that I was falling into a black hole. That was THE one hit shit.

by scrubby122 November 1, 2008