Brazil Nuts

A male human's balls after a potentially female human has performed a procedure more commonly known as a 'back, sack and crack.

"Wow Jack, you've certainly got a set of Brazil nuts on you after that wax"

Safe to say Simon was particularly impressed with Jack's new pair.

by The real Ed BALLS April 19, 2021

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deez nuts

According to google earth its a orphan insane asylum and Dee's nuts is also a store IN FLORIDA

Friend 1: Do you like Imagine Dragon
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: IMAGINE DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE

by This is just a full on foxtrot January 12, 2022

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fruit-nutted

the stage after tipsy but just before completely trashed.

She drank a six pack and was fruit-nutted.

by Jacki March 21, 2003

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Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

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A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.

definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"

by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008

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