Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.
by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013
Get the Losing keys in your pocket mug.1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
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Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.
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She never really know what the true definition of victory until she had successfully completed the Keyhole Challenge
by Mae Rose January 30, 2017
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