jack dylan grazer 

to beat someone up. to kick their ass

jazz: hey

heidi: i’m going to jack dylan grazer you bitch

jack dylan grazer by babydroidhateacc October 31, 2019

jack-in-the-box 

a jack-in-the-box, is when, while havig intercourse, the mans penis, comes out of the other end o a womn, making her as suprised as a 2 year old with a jack-in-th-box

1 ahhh, mummy!!!!
2. oh, shit, thats the first time Ive given a jack-in-th-box!!!

jack-in-the-box by analsexxx March 12, 2005

jack off 

A spin off of the Jackass Mtv show.
(aka a jackass spinoff is a jack off)

The Bam show is a Jack off.

jack off by kinogottx July 9, 2004

jack slap 

To slap someone round the head for saying something in jack speak (naval language).

Sam says: "Can I go for a wash?"

LSA Swashbucket replies: "It's a dobey not a wash!"

SLAP!! Sam jack slap's LSA Swashbucket with force round the head.

jack slap by [FP]*PompeyPaul August 24, 2007

jack bauer 

Refers to the crystalline portion of marijuana known as keef, aka keefer aka "Kiefer Sutherland".

Dude, I only got a little of that Jack Bauer left, but it'll put you on your ASS!

jack bauer by Tha S-Man September 22, 2006

Jack and Rose 

When you take a shit and one turd floats and the other sinks.

Mike: Dude I took a massive Jack and Rose this morning. I shouldn't have ate those old hot dogs.

Nick: Gnarley bro!

Jack and Rose by Salva_tora December 29, 2013

jack daniels

A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.

-a chav walks into a bar-

chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....

jack daniels by TuBsy February 16, 2005