Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints

Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up

by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017

J-way

A passive aggressive , non emotional, smug faced, disrespecting, narcistictial, meth junkie CUNT that couple hops in search of meth fueld 3 way Fuck bangs

Yo so I was really starting to like Illy, but once I discovered she was the one that the phrase J-way originated from....I WAS LIKE ✌️🖕🖕🖕🖕

by Who am i? Me im jus me.. February 24, 2024

Hepatitis J

Hepatitis that josh created after eating a strippers booty

Josh has hepatitis j

by Noname44568 July 6, 2022

J Cole out of the situation

when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)

"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*

by richer den u May 19, 2024

vv&j

similar to PV&J but is the lesbian version, meaning : Vagina/Vagina & Juices.

"woah leslie, smells like some vv&j went down in here."

by cassyface March 4, 2017

J is the new K

when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...

"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"

by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010

Never J-Fake

J-Fake: Something that is complete fabrication. To Never J-Fake is to keep it real at all time, with all things.

A lie. (J-Fake)

Not true or real. (J-Fake)

Cap. (J-Fake)

Kizzy. (J-Fake)

Never J-Fake with me and I'll Never J-Fake with you.

Stay true to yourself and Never J-Fake.

Stop all that J-faking.

Why do I feel like you're J-Faking with me, I don't believe anything you said.

by IV000 November 11, 2020