Bean

Dumb

Bean is dumb

by H dragon November 9, 2020

Beans in a Can

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.

Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!

by DUTESNIGHT October 24, 2013

Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.

I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.

by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011

Kentucky Bean Plugging

Quickly eating 6 cans of beans in a row and then putting in a butt plug, and resisting all urges to remove the plug due to gas caused by the beans.

I have to shit so bad but I am Kentucky Bean Plug-maxxing and it hurts like all hell
I tried Kentucky Bean Plugging once, it was so painful why would you ever do it.

by Sokklas July 18, 2025

Bean

Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.

Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird

You’re being a bean

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

bean dip

"bean dip" a quote from the purcy Jackson musical

"bean dip" says bob the stinky step father

by material gworllllll February 6, 2022

Sean Bean

An extremely Rugged and hot man, who is unfortunately always dead / has been eviserated many times for no reason other than that he is too fucking hot to be allowed to exist

man 1: ay I'd go gay for Sean Bean
man 2: well that's unfortunate

man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again

by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020