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House Pint

Johnny was checking out bars to play music at, and they found our he is in Season 3 of Monopoly and they gave him a House Pint to help his chances (and theirs)!
by SRJCstudent October 10, 2023
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Waffle House

Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.
I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password
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Trap House

The unofficial Fraternity house of the Iota Upsilon chapter of Alpha Epsilon Pi (the Jewish Fraternity). It is located at the University of Iowa in Iowa City, right across the street from the President's house. The appearance of the house is that of a rundown grayish century home. The parties take place in a space that could be better defined as a Machiavellian dungeon than a basement. It is common to find brothers of the Chapter urinate outside during parties, so as to accommodate the very few attractive girls in attendance who may wish to use the only bathroom. The garage is often kept unlocked, which is very stupid as the Chapter's beer and hard seltzer reserves are typically stored there.

Historically, the Trap House and the Chapter served as the primary point of cocaine distribution in the University throughout the mid to late 20th century. The 'dungeon' was once put to use not only for partying, but also for the pseudo-torture of pledges. The chapter no longer hazes pledges.

The Trap House is not owned by the Fraternity, nor is it even leased by the Chapter. Rather, a select group of 2-5 brothers volunteer to rent the house from Prestige Properties every year. Prestige Properties is a component of the Iowa City based 'Cabal' which holds a monopoly on rented housing (rumors abound that the Cabal once had, or still has, ties with the Capra-Patterson Syndicate; some instead suggest a connection with a Boston outfit named the 'Black Hand').
Whale: "Are they going to have White Claws at the party at Trap House?"
Hot Girl: "Yes. But not for you." *points to weight scale at the door*
by anonymous September 26, 2023
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Almond house

A home with no junk food just healthy snacks
Living in an almond house means banana and brown sugar are a sweet treat
by Tgequeenofpotatoes August 18, 2025
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Housing Meningitis

Housing Meningitis (noun) A phrase used to describe a drawn-out state of frustration where repeated planning and decision-making lead to little or no progress. Housing meningitis is especially common in situations where things appear active but remain unresolved.
Getting this essay done is like getting housing meningitis
by qortors June 16, 2025
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Alligator fuck house

Someone who wants to have a really good time 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
I just want to go to an alligator fuck house.”
“That’s where I live!
by Fuckfuckfuck March 24, 2022
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yo momma house

Yo momma house:mainly define when yo boy Roderick is at yo momma house when Roderick at yo momma house you should try your hardest to make it to yo mom as fast as you can before Roderick fuck yo momma at yo momma house no matter how hard to try to make it you never do all you could do it sit and wait for Rodrick to leave yo momma which will take 5-10hours! beware if you see Roderick at yo momma house pray for yo momma
Example:Him:where Roderick

Her:I think I seen him at yo momma house
Him:oh no!!
Her:yup you to late all u can do is wait
by Demarcus cousins lll November 23, 2021
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