go fly a kite

This means to stop wasting my time and go waste your time elsewhere. It can also be used as a somewhat polite way to tell someone to piss off.

Quit bothering me, Go fly a kite!

by Squidbilly37 October 22, 2020

Ocean-going knob

An individual who excels in displaying continual levels of annoying and idiotic behavior.

Dave: 'Did you see that Ben took credit for the reports you spent the whole weekend doing?'

James: 'Yeah, what an ocean-going knob'

by Mega BW August 2, 2011

I'll go home

Something people say after they say something that is awkward or cringeworthy, such as a bad joke or pun.

Chris: MY DOG HATES THE FIREWORKS, ANYONE ELSE'S?

Jeremy: YEAH SAME, MY SISTER IS FREAKING OUT XD

Chris: ?

Jeremy: Get it, cuz we were talking about dogs and... I'll go home.

by The HiveMind July 26, 2017

Well, there you go!

Used to informally end a conversation that one finds uninteresting. It's politely used to feign enthusiasm about a subject in a one-sided conversation. When given the opportunity to respond, the phrase serves as closure to the topic in a neutral, non-committal way.

Woman 1: (Endess prattling about her son's hockey quarter-final playoff victory)... "And now they get a week off before the next game!"

Woman 2: (Stuck behind a retail counter) "Well, there you go!"

by Riverdale Smitty June 5, 2013

going to middle earth

Tripping on dextromethorphan

"hey man whats up"
"im going to middle earth"

by cholcomb October 10, 2005

BLW&GO ( Blow And Go)

Quick Blow Job. Normally Escorts use this term.

Got a quick BLW&GO ( Blow And Go) on my way home from work at the Massage place.

by PALMER69ER November 3, 2011

I'm going to sleep

When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.

John: What's up?
Victoria: Not much, I'm going to sleep.

by EbearV1.0 November 25, 2014