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douche

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.
by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011
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Douche-Fog

The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.
"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."
by Chudgypub January 2, 2017
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Douche Uniform

The combination of a lax Pennie, high socks, flip flops, sunglasses, and a baseball hat flipped 180% degrees. The douche uniform is most commonly sported by the lax bro, who will usually be seen with his girlfriend sporting the same attire.
non lax-bro-Game today?
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- Bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- I still have no idea what you're talking bout bro
by penniedestroyer May 6, 2011
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Douche Nozzle

Similar to Douche Bag but with a more dirty feel. When the term Douche Bag is just not strong enough.... adding the drippy end makes it douche bag x 10.
That guy is a real "douche nozzle" ...
by Stinky Finger Friend February 13, 2014
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Douche bag

A weaselly slimy Fuck. Also known as Thomas dolson. Small pocket, big douchieness and eyes that jitter. Common regions of this rat is Taylor tucky
I was being a real douche bag today
by Pure purple June 2, 2017
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Pajama Douche

A phrase describing the male genitalia
Susan: ugh Raymond is being unbelievable.

Rebecca: I told you to dump that pajama douche!
by Milton Lee February 16, 2021
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