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She’s such a fucking crycod, she never stops crying.
by Mikewhocheeezehairry July 5, 2024
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Crying like a bitch

Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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Crying

Like what the fuck are you crying for? I'm actively dying and you have to not get raw dogged by every fat cock cock you meet? People you don't actually care about have to... Go be to their own country? What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously. You have to on some level know that you are both delusional and bad, right?
😭 "I'm still the good one. I'm still the good one. They'll see how right I was. I'm still the good one. It wasn't me. I was just the economy. It wasn't me. I'm still the good one." 😭

Hym "Really, you are crying and shit. Like, I'm dying. Not crying. YOU... Aren't persuasive enough to win an election... You don't feel like you have to persuade anyone."

😭 "But the misogyny! And the racism!"

Hym "You aren't reasonable on those topics... Like... AT ALL... I told you... That what you were doing... Was not working... And then I told you want to do... To avoid this outcome... And now you're crying... You have to know that you're some kind of retard, right? Like, you ARE actually retarded. It's not good."

😭 "Well at least you-"

Hym "See that's you being retarded. Like, it's not good for you to be like that. It's just as bad as the religion. You're afflicted. You grasp as sanity that eludes you."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2024
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crystal kalaxian

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax
Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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cryogamy

Being stuck to someone as a result of ice freezing around both you and the person you're stuck to. For example, if two people get wet in the arctic and sit next to each other, and then the water around their bodies freezes into one solid piece, leaving the two people stuck together, that's cryogamy.
Help us, we're freezing out here and can't escape due to cryogamy!
by PBJelly6 November 10, 2024
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Cryptid fucker

A person who enjoys in partaking in sexual intercourse with cryptids or folklore creatures.
"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."

"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024
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