stepcousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the stepcousin-in-lawmug. You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!
One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.
by QuacksO March 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of shavingmug. "A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."
To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassemblymug. Relative-without-designation-in-law (RWD-in-law).
by Kapokapo July 15, 2024
Get the relative-without-designation-in-lawmug. I ordered a new shirt for the party tomorrow, but due to shipping issues it wont be here till next week. I blame Fab's Law
by x1101 April 6, 2010
Get the Fab's Lawmug. This is a law to prefer to types of beings
Person this is someone with rights the groups for this are
1. The born
2. Gay people
3. People of color
4. Women
Human this is someone that has no rights the groups for this are
1. Unborn
2. Straight people
3. What people
4.men
This law was created in 2017 in the usa
Person this is someone with rights the groups for this are
1. The born
2. Gay people
3. People of color
4. Women
Human this is someone that has no rights the groups for this are
1. Unborn
2. Straight people
3. What people
4.men
This law was created in 2017 in the usa
President : the USA will make a in law
The lawyer : you might not feel good about it but it's is called person vs human law this law my ruin your reputation
The lawyer : you might not feel good about it but it's is called person vs human law this law my ruin your reputation
by 459395 February 12, 2022
Get the Person vs human lawmug. Spouse's fourth-cousin's spouse.
My co-fourth-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-fourth-cousin-in-lawmug.