National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.

It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019

National Pop Out Day

Pop out day is when you show off who you been talking to and dating for a while but no one has known. Its on October 4th.

“ Today is National Pop Out Day.. This Who I been creeping with.”

by skkksssk October 1, 2019

National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021

National send nudes day

National sends nudes day is april 18th. On this day you can send nudes to boyfriend, girlfriend, bestfriend and anyone you can feel comfortable with.

Mainly people named lewis,josh and jacob love to send on this day to girls named faith,grace and anna.

Lewis:hi josh i just sent nudes to faith since its national send nudes day.

Josh:thats really cool.

by Midgetman15 April 19, 2019

National troll face day

Troll faces are a very valuable and important part of American history and culture. Celebrated on November 25th each year, gives people something to look foreword to before thanksgiving.

Sam: “Holy shit, tomorrow is national troll face day.”

Gino: “pog”

by Gp0 November 24, 2020

national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

by bruv325 December 14, 2020

national snitch day

September 25th. Or, as the Department of Homeland Security calls it, National “If You See Something, Say Something” Awareness Day.

National snitch day is coming up, better be careful with the loud this Friday.

Tekashi 6ix 9ine is going to have a field day on National Snitch day this year.

by No cuts no butts October 19, 2019