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Urban Dictionary

It is this damn website you are on if you are stupid, and its full of people who say weird stuff in their definitions, and obviously, its urban, because it is full of people, and can you even tell by the ****ing name!? OH and also if you do not know what "urban" means, then you are a 1st grader. You can know what it means here: OH AND I CAN NOT TYPE LINKS!
oh, f***ing b***ch stuff, MAN! THAt s s**t!
Dumbhead: Hey, I am looking up "gay" in the Urban Dictionary!

Loser: WT* DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!?

Dumbhead: Two boys marrying?

Loser: WHY YOU SEARCH WHEN YOU ALREADY KNOW, DUMBHEAD!

Dumbhead: I'm already called Dumbhead.
by cxr4 June 8, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.
Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....
by Taiki Chiba June 9, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.
Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....
by Taiki Chiba June 9, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

BRO YOUR USING IT RIGHT NOW GOOFY AHH LOOKING AHH. I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO USE THIS WORD BRO LESGOOOOOOOOOOO
bob: bro read urban dictionary
joe: ok.
by pepsigod October 6, 2023
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Urban Dictionary Moderators

Please accept it Urban Dictionary Moderators please please please I'm not an asshole I read the content guidelines and this is written for a large audience and I'm very very creative and I'm having so much fun right now I'm really having the time of my life please please please accept!!! There is not personal information here!!!
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
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Urban Dictionary Author

Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.
That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.
by Lil Holland October 8, 2023
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all phrases are lewd, in one way or another. If you can type it, in some way, it can be lewd.
every possible word or combination of words means something lewd on urban dictionary, including this sentence
by Author_37 October 9, 2023
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