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National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.
It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!
by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019
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National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.
Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
by dumber than dumb May 3, 2021
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National butt touch day

On April 12 I can touch a girls ass but no grab only if they allow u to so ask first
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National send nudes day

National sends nudes day is april 18th. On this day you can send nudes to boyfriend, girlfriend, bestfriend and anyone you can feel comfortable with.

Mainly people named lewis,josh and jacob love to send on this day to girls named faith,grace and anna.
Lewis:hi josh i just sent nudes to faith since its national send nudes day.

Josh:thats really cool.
by Midgetman15 April 19, 2019
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national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf
by bruv325 December 14, 2020
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National troll face day

Troll faces are a very valuable and important part of American history and culture. Celebrated on November 25th each year, gives people something to look foreword to before thanksgiving.
Sam: “Holy shit, tomorrow is national troll face day.”

Gino: “pog”
by Gp0 November 24, 2020
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National Pomf Day

A day where all the pomfs (for people who don't know, just very fluffy furries or fluffy in general) get together and celebrate being a pomf and spread the happiness to others around them. This day begins on April 21st
Pomf 1: "oh hey it's national pomf day!"
Pomf 2: "heck yeah! Let's celebrate by cheering up all of our friends!"
Pomf 1 and pomf 2 then proceed to spread the joy to their friends who need some joy in these trying tomes
by Pomf_Man-42 April 18, 2021
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