michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing

mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021

michael

bitchless forever he aint eva gettin hoes

person 1: is that michael?
person 2: ya heard he cant pull anyone includin a blind chick loool

by lxyxaxh January 30, 2022

Michael Jordan

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Michael

Michael is the name of a guy who’s hard working and determined. He’s a man who puts others first because of the kindhearted way he lives. He is a guy you go to for advice but also is a stud with ladies. He is handsome yet smart and everything any girl could want.

Here comes Michael I hope he likes me too

by Mrs Wolf June 25, 2021

michael kenneth

He is the definition of hot and cool at the same time. Seen to be very manly but can be very soft only with his loved one. His perfect match has the same initials as him. He loves his family so much, and always care for the people around him. His smile makes everyone feel comfortable with him but he has a short temper.

Michael Kenneth is perfect for Kyla.

by greeneyed_ June 7, 2021

Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉

Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store

by anonymous November 13, 2021