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Michael

A very stubborn person who believes he's always right. Someone that likes to be bossy and thinks he's in control. No one can tell a Michael what to do because he is Michael. His need for control makes him a very ambitious man. If he wants something just know that it's already his. He believes in his dreams and isn't afraid to chase them. With a face like his it's hard not to be tempted. His eye contact alone is enough to make anyone fall in love. If he listens to The Weekend, run before it's too late. He will steal your heart without you even noticing. He acts like a dick but his heart is good. Once you fall for a Michael, nothing will ever be the same.
"Isn't that Michael?"
"I prefer to call him asshole."
by YourWife. June 21, 2022
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Michael Behling

Hottest fucking guy ever.

Would smash 💯 %

If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.

Pls marry me michael.
by Michaelbehlingismyhuband June 26, 2021
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Michael Jackson

the demon who killed tanjiro’s family

HEE HEE
benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally
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Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023
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michael jane

even with a guys first name she is the most beautiful girl ever. she is sexy, kind, smart, and a great kisser.
Damn, that girl was amazing. She's such a Michael Jane.
by JollyMargaret83 December 26, 2016
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Michael

Smart, handsome and has an absolute demon dick
I was amazed by the wisdom of Michael last night but can’t walk this morning
by bigdick51 November 22, 2021
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Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉
Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store
by anonymous November 13, 2021
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