Short Mexican

Short Mexicans are the most racist and homophobic they can sometimes be nice but only to authority but most of the time they are annoying and making jokes thinking they are funny

Guy 1: is that a short Mexican

Guy 2: yeah I wouldn’t recommend talking to him

Guy 1: no I’m gonna call him HEY SHORT MEXICAN

Short Mexican: what do you want

Guy 2: never mind short Mexican you can go

short Mexican: nah ugly

by Jimmy John skimp July 8, 2022

Mexican Transport

A shitty pickup truck with a ton of people riding in the bed.

Rob: That Mexican transport has to be illegal. They got like 20 people stuffed into the back of that old truck
Jose: Naw man they doo dat all da time en mexico!!!

by ChildOfLivonia February 8, 2010

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021

Mexican Whiplash

When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.

I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.

by tristan cone March 1, 2020

Mexican-American

Finding that Mexico is a separate country from America, I find this term as pejorative. In the Mexican-American war Santa Ana lost, so I believe that Hispanic-American or the more general Latino/Latina be used instead. Any claims to the contrary are an act of perfidy(truce breaking), a war crime.

In Martineztown, a district of Albuquerque, New Mexico, one may find a Mexican-American.

by buildanewbomb November 4, 2021

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015