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Man Clap

When two men hug one another and don't want to seem "gay" or "homo", they smack or clap each other on the back a couple of times to seem manly. It is manly because men hit, and if they are hugging, at least they are still hitting each other and being men.

Different from "bro hug", in that the bro hug originates from a handshake, whereas the man clap comes from a simple embrace.
I gave my buddy a Man Clap when he flew in from Florida, because I didn't want people thinking we were gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by don_corleone321 June 12, 2011
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man curtain

A man curtain is a cape. Such as worn by super heroes and weirdos pretending to be super heroes
"Batman;s man curtain billowed in the wind as he perched atop a tall building in Gotham City."
by J Zee May 5, 2009
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Man Organ

An instrument that you would think of as being in the string family, but in reality, it is in the woodwind family. Another term for sucking cock. Playing the man organ.
Come here Steve, you tool. I am going to teach you how to play my man organ.
by leadthrower August 29, 2006
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man yoghurt

Sperm. Semen is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.
Guy 1: Did you see Jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on Cindy's face?!
Guy 2: Man, Cindy was so surprised!
by Entropia December 14, 2008
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Puzzle Man

A nooby runescape player that spends a lot of time questing, typically lowish lvl players (80 - 100) with untrimmed quest capes.
"Hey man stop being a Puzzle Man and come pking!"
by SimonLeone August 26, 2007
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man cool

when one acts harder in front of an audience different from their usual group of friends or acting differently in front of a girl rather than their usual self.
a soft ass guy: GET THE FUCK OFF ME *threatens to punch*
friend: stop acting man cool.
by J-smooooooove March 4, 2008
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man-chair

The one or two chairs placed outside the dressing rooms in women's clothing stores or department stores. They allow men to sit somewhere for the (sometimes long) periods of time that women sometimes take to select and try on clothes.
As I get older, I really lament the declining number of man-chairs in the stores at the Mall!
by PJ Poppyjoe January 3, 2009
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