Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.

Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.

by RealityChick August 18, 2024

facebook marketplace reseller

a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price

danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!

timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller

by tommyvercettifanclub January 4, 2025

facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.

My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.

by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

Facebookcracy

It refers to a concept or a system (the situation where Facebook's influence is dominant in politics/public decision-making). It describes a thing – that "thing" being the state of affairs where Facebook holds significant power.

"In an era of Facebookcracy, public opinion can be swayed in an instant by viral posts, making traditional media less impactful."

"Critics argue that the rise of Facebookcracy has led to more emotional and less rational discourse, as engagement often factual accuracy."

"Many developing nations are grappling with the challenges of Facebookcracy, as misinformation spread on the platform can quickly destabilize fragile social environments."

"To truly understand modern political movements, one must analyze the undercurrents of Facebookcracy and how digital influence shapes collective action."

by PNLin October 21, 2025

Facebook

the place you go to argue with people you thought you knew

aykm, my dear co-Facebookee

by dissedurban November 6, 2025

Facebook

Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!

Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”

by EricSparks November 6, 2025

Facebook hypnosis

like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.

After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.

by luedreamer November 29, 2025