Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.

by Pixylicious February 1, 2024

douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is

is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead

by the_douche_knower February 1, 2025

Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.

After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.

by SmellyJam November 28, 2021

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016

Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.

Oh my fucking god dude the guy is a Douche Nozzle.

by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020

douche

(noun) slang, generally used to describe an annoying, useless waste of space

that guy sporting a popped collar is such a douche; or that nabaztag, is a douche.

by gollumullog August 31, 2010

Douche

A douche is both arrogant and stupid, but he is neither disingenuous nor abrasive. Due to his stupidity, a douche is always unaware that he is a douche.

Brian Willaims is a douche.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020