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bro-nie points

A variation of brownie points for kudos earned among male friends (see also brochacho). Can occur during a brostorming session for something exceptionally brotacular. Brotards need not even try.
I'm usually not much of an NCAA fan, but I got some major bro-nie points this year for randomly picking the winner.
by kraftydevil August 1, 2012
mugGet the bro-nie pointsmug.

Chick : Bro Ratio

The ratio of how many female friends you have, to the amount of how many male friends you have, indicating ability to attract females.
One guy: Woah, Bruun has such a high chick : bro ratio,
by lastmotherfuckerbreathing December 18, 2011
mugGet the Chick : Bro Ratiomug.

Little Bro Peep

“What’s his personality like? I guess a little effeminate if you had to quantify it. Kind of a Little Bro Peep, ya know? Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Jerry.”
by Miscellaneous Ramblings January 6, 2022
mugGet the Little Bro Peepmug.

Little Bro Peep

Gay guy. Nothing against gay guys. I like gay guys. It’s just a funny play on words.
He’s kind of a little bro peep, if you know what I mean. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Jerry.
by Miscellaneous Ramblings January 6, 2022
mugGet the Little Bro Peepmug.

butt fuck bros

a group of disgusting boys who think they are straight but they take cock in the ass and their only excuse is no homo. Their names are cole habukkuk and joe
they are fucking gross, they are the butt fuck bros
by anonymous October 3, 2018
mugGet the butt fuck brosmug.

bro your penis is small

when a guy keeps telling a joke to or about someone to someone when they ask them to stop.
"dude 3 series apple"
"shut up alex"
"no but dude, 3 series apple"
"bro your penis is small"
by fuckyoutrevor January 10, 2012
mugGet the bro your penis is smallmug.

Crunchy Bro-tron 5000

Only the highest level or bro-ness you can bestow upon someone. Quite possibly the most awesome moniker ever.
Me: What up Crunchy bro-tron 5000.....?
Them: Huh?
by Madcow9865 September 10, 2009
mugGet the Crunchy Bro-tron 5000mug.

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