by LuckyGuyDefiner August 12, 2019
Get the Douche Bagmug. by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010
Get the douche bibmug. Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction
by StinkyJay January 16, 2025
Get the Douche flutemug. A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.
by Rooster_82 June 3, 2014
Get the Douche Bagmug. dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche'mug. a douche kanizzle is a person or thing doing something over and beyond stupid. a douche kanizzle is worse than a douche bag
by jb1937 December 31, 2007
Get the douche kanizzlemug. by Vodka Water No Ice July 21, 2023
Get the Douche Bizzlemug.